Update on the old Cossack with improved styling and engine components. Available in a variety of guises, all having an old-fashioned, functional, funky appearance. You either like this kind of thing or collapse into hysterical laughter. Old BMW motors can be fitted. Pay an extra £100 for the sidecar version which is sufficiently well built to drive through cars and across roundabouts. Plenty of cheap old ones, plus Cossacks and Ur(in)als.
1986 on, 650cc OHV flat twin, 36hp 90mph 60mpg 475lb